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Just why?

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martianbees:

creed-of-corruption:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

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ammnontet:

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DANK ASS SPACE WEED

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck

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elpiso:

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theoldness:

bitch…omg

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

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Now I want nothing
Everyone seems to like that more
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speciesofleastconcern:

apophenic-ocelles:

geofden:

Harpea’s Cave, Navarra, Spain

Oh sure, when nature draws a perfectly triangular cave it’s “a syncline-anticline fold” and “used by shepherds as a shelter since ancient times, but when I do it suddenly it’s “bad worldbuilding.”

whatever just stay out of my hole

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The healer after punching a wounded solider unconscious:

yourplayersaidwhat:

“It’s emergency anesthetic!”

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